A new book of the Bible, a new theme song, but the same old host. We begin our study of Exodus. Topics include Egyptian Replacement Theory, Habitat for Midwives, Hebrew Lives Matter, Egyptian Lives Don’t Matter, Hebrew-on-Hebrew Crime, the degradation of holographically reconstructed patterns, and the effect of time dilation on the lifespans of the gods. Plus, in a look back at Genesis: How Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt.